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3:16 PM - Tuesday, Aug. 01, 2006 I need more office space. I need cabinets. I need storage room. I need a work table. I'm starting to feel cramped. It's about to drive me insane. But then, I'm afraid to buy these things in case I start to only feel even more cramped and lacking.. since they'll probably only end up taking up even more office space. Yesterday was a shitty day for me. I decided to make a top 10 list of why yesterday sucked. Top 10 Reasons Monday SUCKED: But the only reason yesterday DID NOT suck is... I honked my horn at that stupid bitch until I got her attention, and then I flipped her stupid dumbshit god-damn mother fucking ass off! Saturday was quite an eventful evening. I was plastered by 9:30 PM and ended up chatting in some chatroom until at least 2 AM. Needless to say, I got into a fight with some mindless fucker. Am I creating the drama that seems to be in my life right now? Anyhow, I fought with him about all sorts of stuff. And then when he called me a skank and told my friend that he was the ONLY guy in the room I hadn't slept with (how anyone can sleep with a room full of chatters is beyond ME, but I digress!), I said to him.. I said something like, "And what about you, dumb ass? Remember when you called me and tried to have phone sex with me but I rejected your ass? How does it feel to be rejected by the room WHORE who supposedly sleeps with every guy in here?" My god. Some people have no intelligence! Do they NOT think before they speak? Funny thing is, I'm one of the only females in there who uses icons that aren't rated R and above. And I bet anyone $100 that I'm the pickiest woman in that room! Seeing that I'm not into cyber sex, and I have no intention of having phone sex with random strangers... or meeting up with men just to get my kicks off, I guess I'll just have to live with the reputation of a slut. You know, since I seem to SLEEP with every guy in that room, and all. Come on. What-the-fuck-ever! Sure, maybe I have a lot of sexual experience outside of this melodramatic chatroom, but when it comes to the chatroom.. I'm the fucking Virgin Mary. I have other things to ramble on about, but I'll save that for another time. Time to get the hell out of Dodge. My Jone's Soda Fortune: The strengths in your character will bring you serenity.
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