8:08 PM - Monday, Oct. 09, 2006
What A Wonderful World
I have, perhaps, the biggest headache in the world tonight. And even though I've popped at least two Excedrin pills, my head is still aching. I can't wait for the meds to kick in because this is rediculous! I woke up this morning thinking today was the 10th of October. Why did I want to skip the 9th as if it never existed? I knew in my mind that the 6th was Friday because that was CM's birthday... but I went to sleep last night and woke up this morning thinking today was Joe's birthday - fully aware that his birthday falls on the 10th. I even dreamt about it last night, as if my mind was reminding me to mail out his birthday card today. Sure, he's going to get it late... but I even went so far as to put extra postage on it so it gets there earlier than it would have. I warned him it would arrive late. If only I could get myself into gear and make things arrive on time! Especially myself when it comes to work. Egads. I just shaved yesterday and already I need to shave again. What the hell? And yesterday my mom pulled out chunks of my hair and was like, "Do you really shed this much? If I shed this much, I wouldn't have any hair left." I guess that's the price I get to pay for having gorgeous locks of hair. Only problem is, if I don't pull it back into a ponytail, I get dreadfully hot and the hair becomes annoying. I'm not done growing it out, yet, though. I want it even longer than what it is. Is that all I have to talk about? My hair and my headache? Since when did I become so boring? I guess I could look up weird/strange news from the newspapers website. Man eats 247 jalapenos to win contest - and this is strange? Okay. Maybe it's more the fact that it's 247 jalapenos, and most people can't even down 1. Man arrested for stealing baking goods - Maybe he wanted to practice his baking skills so he could make a birthday cake for someone. Who knows? But it's still not that strange, in my opinion. Inmates flush mattress pieces in toilets - Slightly strange... although I can see why they might do it. After all, sharing one toilet and having to piss and shit in front of someone isn't fun at all. It's a good way to protest. Bull goes on 7-hour rampage in New Delhi - And this is odd, how? Is it because his rampage lasted 7 hours? If I were a bull, I'd rampage for that long and longer. Especially if I lived in Mexico. Ariz. pair resigns pot church leadership - Once again, not very strange. Although I don't see why this would even make the news. I'm sure people resign this particular position all the time. Marine takes bids on new name - The only strange thing about this one is the marine himself. He'll probably end up with a pathetic name now.. but that's his own damn fault. R.I. pumpkin may be largest ever - strange? no. Interesting? yes. It's probably been tampered with. Snake charmer puckers up to 19 cobras - This is possibly just part of the man's "charm." Sports fan names newborn son ESPN - Is this sports fan as stupid as celebrities or what? Poor kid's going to grow up with a complex now. He'll probably change his name as soon as he turns 18 - that is, if he doesn't commit suicide from being different or divorce his parents for being so damn lame in their naming process. Man tries to drive 310 miles in reverse - not only is this man strange, but he's pretty damn stupid, too. What was he trying to do? Break some world record? Idiot. Firefighters find house full of garbage - Not so strange... more disgusting than anything. If only it had been FAG's house that had caught on fire due to all the garbage he has piled up everywhere. Mail, cocaine found in postman's pickup - The point? Postmen need drugs to keep from going postal. Or maybe he was just delivering the drugs when it accidently slipped out of it's package and littered the floor.. and ran up his nose. Man apologizes for courtroom feces - Boy, do we live in a world of disgusting people or what? Okay. I think that's enough for today. I'm off to do my homework now that my headache's gone away.
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